WOMAN BELIEVES SHE’S THE REAL MRS. CLAUS: IS SOUTH PADRE THE NEW NORTH POLE?

In a hilarious twist of events, a woman in South Padre claims she is married to Santa Claus! That’s right, folks – she believes she’s the real Mrs. Claus!

Eyewitnesses report that the woman has been spotted wearing a red and white fur-trimmed bathing suit and hat, greeting everyone with a “ho ho ho!” and handing out candy canes. Some people think she’s lost her marbles, but she insists she’s the real deal.

“I’m Mrs. Claus, and I’m here to spread holiday cheer!” she declared to reporters.

Stay tuned for more updates on this wacky story!