MISSING WOMAN LAST SEEN WEARING SPARKLY SANTA CLAUS GLASSES: BEWARE OF THE ANTI-SANTA SISTERS!

The search is on for a woman named Laura, who was last seen wearing sparkly Santa Claus glasses and spreading holiday cheer wherever she went. However, it is believed that Laura may be in danger, as she is being pursued by an organization known as the Anti-Santa Sisters (ASS).

Laura, who is known for her pro-Santa message and infectious holiday spirit, has reportedly angered the ASS by spreading joy and merriment to everyone she encounters. The organization, which is dedicated to spreading anti-Christmas sentiment, has made it their mission to stop Laura from spreading her message of goodwill and cheer.

According to sources close to the investigation, Laura was last seen running through the streets in her sparkly Santa Claus glasses, shouting “Ho ho ho!” and tossing candy canes to passersby. Eyewitnesses say that she was being chased by a group of women dressed in black, who were shouting anti-Christmas slogans and trying to wrestle the candy canes away from Laura.

Friends and family of Laura are urging anyone with information to come forward and help find her. They describe her as a kind-hearted woman with a love for all things Santa Claus, and they fear for her safety now that the ASS is on her tail.

As for the Anti-Santa Sisters, they have remained tight-lipped about their pursuit of Laura, but sources say that they are determined to put an end to her pro-Santa message once and for all.

If you have any information about Laura’s whereabouts or have seen someone matching her description, please contact the authorities immediately. And if you happen to encounter the Anti-Santa Sisters, remember to stay vigilant and protect your holiday spirit at all costs!