TIME-TRAVELING COUPLE FROM THE 1930S LANDS IN SOUTH PADRE ISLAND BY DIRIGIBLE

In a bizarre twist of fate, a dashing couple straight out of the 1930s, Joseph and Christina, accidentally found themselves catapulted into the future. Emerging from the sky in a majestic dirigible onto the sandy shores of South Padre Island, their journey from the past has left them both bewildered.

Witnesses were flabbergasted as the giant airship gracefully descended upon the beach, its vintage appearance contrasting starkly with the backdrop of modern-day vacationers and beachgoers. Locals and tourists alike couldn’t believe their eyes as Joseph and Christina stepped out, decked in their dapper attire, looking like they had just stepped off the set of a classic Hollywood film.

Upon their arrival, the couple’s confusion was palpable. Christina, in her elegant flapper dress, took one look at the string bikinis and sunbathing revelers and exclaimed, “Oh, Joseph, have we stumbled into a seaside circus? Such immodesty!”

Joseph, equally disoriented in his tailored suit and newsboy hat, tried to hail a passing taxi, only to be met with confusion as the modern vehicles whizzed by.

Police have detained the couple for questioning. A spokesman for the police department stated they have contacted the Federal Aviation Adminstration about what to do with the airship still anchored on the beach.

Representatives from SpaceX say they are investigating if the possible temporal phenomenon could interfere with the upcoming Starship launch in Boca Chica.