DORIS GOES NUMBER 2 WITH EASE THANKS TO HER NEW SQUATTY POTTY!

Move over, traditional toilet – there’s a new bathroom accessory in town, and it’s called the Squatty Potty. And nobody is more excited about it than Doris, the spunky lady who’s been telling everyone about her new favorite toilet accessory.

According to Doris, the Squatty Potty has completely changed her bathroom routine. “I’ve never felt so regular!” she exclaimed in an interview. “It’s like magic, I tell you.”

But Doris isn’t just talking about the Squatty Potty – she’s also been seen demonstrating its use to anyone who will listen. “It’s all about getting into the right position,” she says as she squats in front of a gathered crowd. “See, it’s much more comfortable this way.”

Some of Doris’s friends and family have been a little taken aback by her enthusiasm for the Squatty Potty. “It’s a little TMI for my taste,” said one neighbor. “But if it works for her, who am I to judge?”

Doris is undeterred by any criticism. She’s convinced that the Squatty Potty is the key to her continued health and happiness, and she’s not afraid to shout it from the rooftops.

“I’ll never go back to a regular toilet again,” she says. “Once you go Squatty, you never go back!”